Not-so-little house on the prairie: eat red meat
Hail Mary, full of beans: horse sense > the Bible
Der Ubermann/Offermensch: how to be a man
Football troubador: don't be an asshole
Walking beans: work hard, work dirty
Carnalisthenics: Leviticus can blow me
Enter Dionysus: don't walk alone
Doing time: be smart while getting stupid
Born again again: the moustache makes the magick
Wax on, wax off: make a goddamn gift
Kabuki farmboy takes Chicago: carry a handkerchief
Subaru leavings: discern your ass from a hole in the ground
Resurrection: measure twice, cut once
Romantic love: love your woman (a paean to Megan)
Finding Swanson: let your freak flag fly
