Will this be on the midterms?
If Chuck Schumer is smiling, vote nay!
and other good advice for conservatives
Thou shalt not speak ill of a fellow Republican
with the following exceptions
Democrats : they can't be trained, they can only be beaten
Liberal behavior : porn surfers, liars, and welfare suppliers
Slavery, the KKK, and the trail of tears
I give you the Democrat party
PC police : shoot first, hug later
America's enemies, foreign and Democratic
Muslims : why you're barefoot in an airport right now
Immigration : addressing America's chronic shortage of fertile, unskilled illiterates
Guns and crime : guns do kill people, thank God
Courts : the third branch of liberalism
"Keeping abortion safe" and other liberal oxymorons
Media : does Barack Obama have nude polaroids of everyone in the mainstream media?
Liberals and science : regulate Al Gore's refrigerator
I have a savior, and his name's not Obama