Sex, drugs, and cocoa puffs: a low culture manifesto

This is Emo

Billy Sim

What happens when people stop being polite

Every dog must have his every day, every drunk must have his drink

Appetite for replication

Ten seconds to love

George Will vs. Nick Hornby

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Porn

Lady or the tiger

Being Zack Morris

Sulking with Lisa Loeb on the ice planet hoth

Awe-inspiring beauty of Tom Cruise's shattered, troll-like face

Toby over moby

This is zodiac speaking

All I know is what I read in the papers

I, rock chump

How to disappear completely and never be found.