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When I first learned that I was pregnant, I thought this was going to be the most blessed, beautiful, rose-petals-at-my-feet-and-bluebirds-lighting-upon-my-forearm time of my life. Then I went for my first prenatal visit. Which starts with a weigh-in. From comedian Anita Renfroe, already beloved by women's groups and YouTube viewers across America, comes this hilarious and brazenly honest look at motherhood and middle age. Famous for her live performance...
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Jameson was about to propose to the woman he loved, but when he overhears one conversation, it's clear she's not the one for him, and it breaks his heart. With support of his friends and a busy work life, he deals with it as best he can. But then, a small accident and a broken phone changed his life forever. Sometimes you never know...
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How to organize the best stag do and make the perfect speech. Congratulations, your best friend has made you his best man but, as the saying goes, with great power comes great responsibility. You need to send the groom off with a bang and “Stag Dos and Speeches” is here to help make everything go without a hitch. Skipping over the boring bits, like taking care of the bride's mother, and instead focusing on the areas important to you, the following...
5) Bulldookey
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What is contained in this book may or may not be worthwhile; but it will hopefully tickle you, make you smile, and say "Hmm?" Bulldookey are experiences, expressions, rationalizations, thoughts, ideas, perspectives, perceptions, sayings, mottos, mantras, beliefs, myths, principles, values, folklore, mores, proverbs, oxymorons, etc., etc. that are in some cases foolish and silly; and they make no sense upon careful consideration and inspection. They...
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We all have nights to forget, and Paula, Gimena and Argentina are expert collectors of them. One afternoon, after several years of spying on each other through the networks, but not taking the time to visit each other, the three of them meet in a café in Montevideo to recall, and update, that immaculate compilation of experiences to be forgotten. Everything goes smoothly until an unthinkable confession is thrown into the air like a lethal dart: can...
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The eighth and final episode of The Klumps Mysteries: Season OneEpisode Eight – "Revelations"The final episode of Season One. Many loose ends are tied, while some are inadvertently (or on purpose???) unraveled. Meh, whatchyou gonna do?Libby Klump faces off with the Town Council while an assassin lies in wait.The police department scrambles to find their chief before it's too late.Don Klump has a battle of wits with his captor.Oh dear.Why watch TV...
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Welcome to the Dude's Eye View.
Little Dude arrived in his sixth (and final!) foster home at age 4.
He brought with him a wicked sense of humor and a take on the world his foster parents had never heard before.
From his unique perspective, you'll learn
• the logic of lint traps
• the necessity of bribing reindeer
• why Girl Scout cookies are suitable for breakfast, and most of all
• the importance of wearing a cape
Along the way, you'll...
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This book, titled Hilariously Infertile, is on a mission to make others who have struggled with infertility, laugh (perhaps while their feet are still in the stirrups and their vaginas are enjoying the fresh air of the fertility clinic). It is a comedic, self-deprecating, look into the harsh, scary, and often sad world of infertility. Hilariously Infertile will make you laugh out loud while wishing you could have a glass of wine with the author and...
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In this essay collection of midlife cares and craziness, C. R. Yeager takes us on a Tilt-A-Whirl ride of suburbia with his wife and adopted Chinese daughter. The banshees, as he calls them, provide ample opportunity for wise buffoonery, wearing 'mankiller' shoes that could "devour Simon Cowell," playing with dolls that would frighten Godzilla, and generally diverting life into a mine shaft. En route he also turns his attention to modern inconveniences...
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Calm Your Baby Tits is a joyful and sarcastic ride through being a parent in the millennial's world. Filled with short stories, each chapter is the perfect length for someone to sit down, read a bit, and feel like they accomplished something. Inspired by the blog, Calm Your Baby Tits, these are the best, never before heard stories. Varying in degrees of attitude, Calm Your Baby Tits is the hilarious, must read book of right now.
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The Upside of Downsizing is a humorous look at the challenges and opportunities to be found in letting go of some of our material things. With personal insights, illustrations and photos, Vanessa Goodwyn shares her journey from a large home to a smaller abode, and how she and her husband disposed of a small mountain of "stuff" in the process.
TUOD offers useful tips, practical ideas and pointers that can be helpful to anyone interested in adopting...
13) On the Inside
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Bobby Collins, one of today's best and funniest comedians, uses the catch phrase 'On the Inside' to differentiate between what he really wanted to say and what he actually said. But here's the real beauty: For more than 30 years, Bobby has entertained thousands by saying exactly what he wants to say... and what he has to say is damn funny! Fortunately, On the Inside offers so much more. Bobby reveals more than his laser wit - for the first time, he...
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Ted is my husband. He is a retired veteran from the Army National Guard and works in the IT and security industry. While his background makes him a force to be, reckoned with in many categories on Jeopardy, after being, deployed for a total of three-tours in his twenties and thirties, he missed a lot in the pop culture world. Pop culture is one of many topics that lead to hysterical interaction for Ted and me. Our life is full of adventure and laughter...
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You may have heard of some of the "joys" of being pregnant, but you will be glad you didn't know everything after reading "Are You KIDing Me?" Here are 51, not so funny things that can happen during pregnancy, with a humorous spin. Whether you experience all 51 problems or none, in the end it is all worth it. Try to laugh when your body throws you for a loop and just remember to say, "Are You KIDing Me?"
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In 2010 Phnewfula took a job as a regional promotions manager for Warner Bros. Records. There she worked with Jill Scott and Kandi Burrus. With that job she was to merge work and personal by taking her son on the road with her. She is a very active parent and spends the maximum amount of time possible with her son. Around this time she starting noticing that the conversations the two of them had while they were on the road were beyond comical. Agya...
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your old mom Yes, I am a pest, but I just looked at Iowa weather and it will be 5 below Tuesday night. Hope you have a hat with ears. Love you, Mom Sweet, funny, endearing, slightly technologically inept, and always just a little nagging, emails from mothers to their adult children are much more fun to read when it's somebody else's mother. PostcardsFromYoMomma.com is proof of that--when it launched, this repository of reader-submitted missives...
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“My Miniature Pinscher Chihuahua” is a story of a mother who wants to fulfill her child's desire of getting a pet dog for his birthday, hoping to instill in him a sense of responsibility at the same time. Her son, DJ, has been putting this wish on his birthday wish list for four years in a row, but with other needs and bills to take care of, she couldn't afford this gift-that is, until his son's tenth birthday came around. Dajay is so happy and...
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In the tradition of Erma Bombeck and Peg Bracken, author Lisa Quinn-Emmy Award-winning television host and recovering Marthaholic-gets real on the follies of housekeeping. Life's Too Short to Fold Fitted Sheets is a crash course in Slacker Chic 101 that will have over-extended women everywhere laughing out loud and throwing in the towel-the dish towel, that is. Full of shortcuts and tricks for cleaning, decor, and entertaining,such as: the top 10...
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C. R. Yeager's second canter through the minefield of suburban family life mixes hilarity and heart with considerable flair. Whether lamenting the loss of cuteness in adolescents ("My idea of a tweeny still conjures someone in a frilly smock on a swing reading Charlotte's Web, not little Ms. Bowflex"), deconstructing lawn jockeys ("blind spots in our racial awareness"), or assessing his family's penchant for traveling with half the house ("My wife's...
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