Being bad never felt so good...The office is full of rules. Making a charity calendar of the hot guys on your floor? Not allowed. Shrinking your boss' underwear when he sends it for dry cleaning? Can't do that either. But those things preserve the natural order. Because Avery Banks, our resident rising star, is a shark. The tall, blond, and gorgeous kind with zero patience and even less forgiveness. Good thing I'm the Mae West of executive assistants....

I'm Riley McKay. The perfect boyfriend. Why? I'm rich, good looking, and can climb a mountain with my bare hands. I remember birthdays and anniversaries. And I'm a seriously decent guy. Your mom will love me. Your dad will respect me (in that grudging way dads do when they know you're screwing their daughter). And when it ends, which-let's be honest-it always does... I'm nice then too. There's nothing missing from my rinse-and-repeat life. Definitely...