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Q: Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A: On the bottom.Q: What did the flag say to the pole? A: Nothing, it just waved.Q: Why did the belt go to jail? A: It held up a pair of pants.1100+ Clean Jokes For Kids (and adults of all ages!) is the ultimate collection of laugh out loud jokes for anyone aged from 7-70!Chock full of over 1100 Knock Knock jokes, Questions and Answers, Doctor Doctor, Riddles, One liners and more, this giant...
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How would you like to be the person everyone is waiting for…to arrive at the party, the office, the restaurant, or wherever? What if, in a very short amount of time, you could develop a reputation for being a funny guy or gal? With BRILLIANT ANSWERS FOR EVERYDAY QUESTIONS, it will be quick, easy, and fun. How many times has someone asked you a simple question, and you automatically answered it seriously? Ten seconds later you thought to yourself,...
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A complete collection of crazy and outlandish tongue twisters for every palate. Whether you're auditioning for a play or preparing for a presentation, consider this popular pastime to get you properly prepared. Also, learn how these unique tongue twisters can be used as a game. Ultimately, this is just a fun little book made to keep you verbally sharp or silly at heart.
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The Fountain of Humor Number 2 is a collection of jokes and stories. The material is helpful to mind and body. It is funny, tasteful and likely to make most people laugh out loud. It's all about feeling good, feeling much better, reducing sad feelings, healing mind and body. All anyone needs to do is to laugh loud and long to feel good and better. Yes, it works. It's not a cure-all for aging and not a Fountain of Youth . . . simply a Fountain of Humor...
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For anyone who has pet peeves, nerves, and irritations caused by everyday interactions with the world, this is a collection of the funniest, realistic, common, life-engaging moments we all share, as everyday people. Engage in laughter as you compare and keep count of all common human, family, on the road, kids, pets, in public, lover's lane, friendships and workplace pet peeves and "Don't You Just Hate It When..." life interactions with your family,...
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ALMOST THE BEST PUN AND JOKE BOOK EVER is a collection of over 500 puns and jokes that go right across the board, from politics and politicians, to historical figures, general observations and commentary on today's world. One thing's for sure though: you'll be laughing out loud if you don't cringe with embarrassment at their sheer lameness first!
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When I wrote the first of my joke books, I waited nervously indoors, with the curtains drawn, expecting a knock at the door in the middle of the night. When it didn't happen, I relaxed enough to write another one and here it is!
My publisher said there must be some mistake. I said no, that was the doctors first reaction on seeing me being born, not the joke book, which was a deliberate act of insanity on my part (readers of a nervous disposition,...
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"DUDE" It's an everyday part of America's vocabulary. The Book of Dude will help young and old alike better appreciate their fellow dudes and dudettes from all over the world...where they live and what they "dude!" For example: Where does a dude go to college? Perdude! What do you call a dude in the Navy" Sub Dude! What do you call a Dude from Switzerland? Yodelaheedude! What do you call a Dude from Mexico? Medudo! This book is silly. It's supposed...
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Get ready to cackle and crackle with laughter with our spooktacular "Halloween Jokes and Riddles Book"! Dive into the enchanting world of Halloween humor, featuring witch jokes that will cast a spell on your funny bone, zombie jokes that will make you groan (in a good way), and mummy jokes that are sure to unravel a giggle. Plus, we've got knock-knock jokes that'll have your little ghouls and goblins knocking on the door of hilarity.
This bewitching...
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Railing against the world? Fed up with everything? In need of a hefty dose of cynical humour? Then Grumpy Old Git Jokes is the book for you. Straight from the mouths of the grumpiest gits our proud nation has to offer, this bumper collection contains hundreds of jokes on favourite grumpy subjects such as politics, religion, education and technology. It muses on the grump's least favourite people (including judges, bankers and lawyers – 'What is...
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Jokes for the Imbecile: Written by Imbeciles for Imbeciles by Mark and Will Funnn, delivers the ultimate experience in complete and utter stupidity for Imbeciles from all walks of life. This book includes a wonderful collection of jokes, songs, poems, and recipes that can immediately be put to use by any Imbecile, big or small. You will enjoy this amazingly asinine book for many years to come, especially if you are a true Imbecile like us. If not,...
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Razor Smile - A light hearted collection of poems, prose, jokes, song parodies and risqué comedy intended to cater for all ages in large, easy to read, print. Learn how the Hippo is a pretty bird and the fate of Cleopatra's dive into the Nile. Find the answer to the mystery of the lost liner. Have a shot at the zany picture caption quiz and join the modern Robin Hood clan on a harrowing day. All this and much more. Razor Smile begins with poetry...
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Packed with over 400 puns and one-liners, this swearword-free joke book contains laughs for all ages - although the publisher omitted the gag about cartilage (it was a bit close to the bone).
Fancy a taste? (Warning: edible version not yet available)
I'm obsessed with emptying my wheelie bin.
Just putting it out there.
My toddler nephew is feeling guilty about
making a mess with alphabetti spaghetti.
It's written all over his face.
Grappling-hook...
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Need a good joke to brighten your day? Are you looking for jokes that you want to tell to your friends or family that actually work? Do you enjoy those moments where you laugh and then just can't stop? Do you want to experience more God's great gift of laughter? If you said yes to any of the following questions, then this book was made for you.
Who said Christians couldn't laugh or enjoy God's gift of laughter? Adam Frasz writes this book as a reminder...
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A brand-new, eye-catching cover makes this rerelease of humorist Bob Phillips' Best of the Good Clean Jokes (more than 200,000 copies sold) sure to continue as a bestseller. Organized from A to Z, these amusing anecdotes and outrageous one-liners will keep readers entertained-and help them entertain others-for hours.
• Directions: If at first you don't succeed, try looking in the wastebasket for the directions.
• Operation: A minor operation...
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My hope is that families, parents and children alike, enjoy this book. Its meant to just bring smiles on faces, and also educate children on literary terms and devices such as a pun. Puns are used everyday in our speech, we just dont realize it. I wrote some of my own puns, and used them in this book. Please enjoy and stay positive.
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